For finally stepping out of NFL obscurity, with the best record in the league, and home field advantage throughout the playoffs, this week's MGA goes to the entire Seattle Seahawks team and organization.So pour yourself a large glass of Egg Nog (preferably with several shots of rum), throw another Yule Log in the fireplace, and sit back and enjoy these Seahawks renditions of your favorite holiday classics:
GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN
Should Mike rest his healthy starting men
as they gameplan for Green Bay?
Should he risk a major injury
to get records for SA?
Rushing and TD titles are in reach
but 2,000's too far away
Not to mention Lofa's Qwest for the D-ROY
Qwest for D-ROY
Not to mention Lofa's Qwest for the D-ROY!
LET IT SNOW
Oh the weather up north is frightful
Making home field so delightful
and the next game we'll play on the road
is the Super Bowl, Super Bowl, Super Bowl.
SILENT NIGHT
Silent Crowd, Rowdy Crowd
All is calm, when we have the ball
Number 12, Loudest fans in the league
Helpless foes get false start penalties
Sweep the NFC teams
Seahawks bring Superbowl Dreams
JINGLE BELLS
What the hell?
I hear Jingle Bells
Am I asleep or half awake?
I dropped back to pass
now I'm flat on my ass
I'm a Darby-Tubbs-Rocky pancake!
FROSTY THE SNOW MAN
Shaun Alexander
Is a happy, holy soul
but when he has the rock
and Mack throws a block
he's gonna take it to the goal
He's a free agent
and a lock for MVP
After our superbowl win
Ruskell better sign him
he's the best in History!
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER
You know Wistom, and Fisher and Lewis and Sharper
Rocky, and Tubby and Darby, Tafoya
But do you recall, the most fearsome defender of all?
Lofa the little linebacker
has a very violent streak
but all the pundits mocked him
said the Seahawks made a reach
All of the other rookies
were thought to be much better than him
now they all get to watch him
thoughout the playoffs as we win
On one snowy Monday night
Lofa picked off an errant pass
then kicked the goal posts' ass in fight
Now he's standing pretty tall
Now all the pundits love him
said they knew it all along
but Seahawks fans know better
they couldn't have been more wrong
Hated us all season long
Like they're toking off a bong!
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN!
You'd better watch out
You'd better not try
You'd might as well punt
I'm telling you why
Joe Tafoya's bringing you down!
He's knows the snap count
and when you hut twice
He's coming with Tubbs
Like Miami Vice
Joe Tayoa's bringing you down
He sees you when you hand off
He knows when it's a fake
And when he takes your knees out
it'll feel like an earth quake
Oh, you'd better watch out
You'd better not try
You'd might as well punt
I'm telling you why
Joe Tafoya's bringing you down!
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